Why most flavored curds are bad.
The flavored curd category has a structural problem, and it shows up the moment you bite one. Seasoning a curd is easy if you do it the cheap way: make the cheese, bag it, tumble it in powder. That approach coats the outside of the curd and leaves the inside untouched, and worse, it interferes with the casein structure that produces the squeak. What you get is a dusty, muted curd that tastes like the seasoning aisle and sounds like nothing.
The producers who do it properly add flavor at the vat stage, during cheesemaking, so the seasoning is integrated into the curd matrix as the protein knits together. It is more work, it costs more, and it is the single clearest dividing line between the top of this list and the bottom of it. Every curd in our top three seasons at vat stage.
Here is the field, in order.