Cover Story The Science · Long Read · 14 min

Why a fresh curd squeaks against your teeth
and why it stops.

A protein-by-protein account of the window in which a cheese curd does its most distinctive trick. Plus the ten-second microwave that buys you another four days.

By CHRIS SIVERTSON · ·
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The Squeak Issue Vol. II · No. 19
The Reviews

The right curd for every occasion.

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The Atlas

An atlas of every flavor we've tested.

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Plain white cheese curds
No. 01 · The Original

Plain.

The control variable. The one against which every other curd is judged. If a brand can't do plain, the rest doesn't matter.

Yellow cheddar cheese curds
No. 02

Yellow Cheddar

Garlic and dill cheese curds
No. 03

Garlic & Dill

Jalapeño cheese curds
No. 04

Jalapeño

Maple bacon cheese curds
No. 05

Maple Bacon

Pizza-seasoned cheese curds
No. 06

Pizza

Hot honey cheese curds
No. 07

Hot Honey

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